I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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