i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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