So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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