Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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