Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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