Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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