she takes plan B like it's going out of style
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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