i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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