I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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