i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow