quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?