Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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