I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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