when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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