I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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