Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
They are going to name an STD after you.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I want a musical about memes.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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