i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I am available for nakedness
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
where are my eyebrows?
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