I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana