I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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