I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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