So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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