I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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