honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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