so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
pray to the hookup gods
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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