I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
