the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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