Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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