this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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