one two three fourrrrnication!
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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