i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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