So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Enjoy the penises
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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