Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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