That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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