No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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