I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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