Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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