What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I have fence marks all over my body
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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