it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm jealous of your bromance
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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