Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.