Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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