Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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