I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Boobs speak an international language.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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