There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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