Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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