8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize