love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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