Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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