i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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