She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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