I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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