I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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