I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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