So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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